No, seriously!

From Darkplace Season 1, Episode 3, "Skipper the Eyechild":  Somewhere on the wards of Darkplace Hospital, a man gives birth to a giant eyeball which brings out paternalistic instincts in Dr. Rick Dagless, M.D., still grieving for the loss of his half-human, half-grasshopper son.  But could the eyeball be a potential killer?

This a show that aired in 2004, due only to the "worst artistic drought in broadcast history".

I think a little star-crossed vampire action is perfectly acceptable.  And Book 2, thus far, is a heart-breaker!