Since I have nothing better to do tonight, here is the final tally of our Halloween guests:
6:10 First guest arrives. 1 little boy with his parents and grandparents - it must be his very first Halloween. TJ almost knocks him over in an attempt to eat his stuffed crocodile head.
6:45 TJ scares the next 4 little kids with his Halloween spirit. If only he didn't look so hungry.
6:50 2 boys trick-or-treating for the "Food Shelf". Right. I give them Suddenly Salad and Krusteaz Bread Mix. After leaving, I realize that there is a good possibility that both items may be expired.
Massive Halloween Action: 3 kids + 4 kids + 4 girls + 3 boys who liked our political pumpkins and flashed me a peace sign (I think)
1 girl + dad (neighbors)
2 kids + dad (1 kid with pinkeye, I learn, as TJ again tries to eat child)
2 little girls ("Big puppy!")
7:38 TJ takes a bathroom break and pees on football jersey for the second year in a row. I thought we had learned our lesson from last year, but I guess we did not.
More Halloween Action: 2 girls + 3 boys + 3 kids + 2 guys (1 dressed as Dunn Bros coffee, 1 dressed as Ketchup...I asked how they came up with their idea and the answer for both was "It's tasty") + 3 girls + 1 girl
8:36 6 kids - the littlest one put his hand in the candy bowl and tried to take about 8 candies. The oldest one received a Snickers but stated that she preferred Nerds. The second oldest one received Nerds, but apparently only liked Twix. Seriously.
2 more little girls
9:03 1 boy and 1 girl
9:16 Lights off. Only 8 pieces of candy remain, and I will eat all of those myself.
9:22 TJ's jersey enters the spin cycle on the wash machine. Maybe next year he won't pee on himself. I declare Halloween 2008 a relatively phenomenal success.
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