Ingredients
1/2 full bottle of Swedish origin discount vodka
1 full bottle of Russian origin discount vodka
6 serrano peppers seeded and sliced lengthwise
4 green jalapenos seeded and sliced lengthwise
5 red jalapenos seeded and sliced lengthwise
1 head of garlic shelled into cloves
2 tablespoons of whole peppercorns
Instructions
Take all these things and put them in the Swedish bottle because it has less alcohol in it and because Sweden makes cooler looking bottles. Remember to top off the Swedish bottle with only Russian vodka due to Sweden's loss of its eastern half (present day Finland) to Russia in 1809.
Put on the "Hippy Hippy Shake" and flip the bottle around just like Tom Cruise in Cocktail, but never forget your humble roots and make a point not to smile. Wait six hours for your awesomeness to cool down, the gathered crowd to disperse, and for the vodka to become infused with the fruits of Hell you placed in its soul.
Serve with Homemade Bloody Mary Mix from Allrecipes.com, garnish with everything pickled you can find in your house, and serve to your wife.
This concludes Lesson #234 of Adam's Tips For A Successful Marriage Through The Use Of Alcohol. 
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